The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin bokeh Quarter where bokep I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered bokep if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared bokep the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this memek new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it crot all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other crot words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s bokeh sex as performance art, %anchor_text% and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to porn gently sigh and bokeh moan than memek shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days memek editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two crot researchers from the University of memek Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners bokeh over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the memek orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was bokep like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep porn but can you get crot a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot porn ladies?

The bokeh only other reason to screech crot like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

porn As a bokep woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours porn complained that her sexual yowling drowned out memek their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s crot what you should be memek doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan crot and bokep crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during crot sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to bokeh alert nearby bokep males porn that bokep they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to memek advertise. But if you’re not, memek memek then men should take heed: porn bokeh porn the best sex may porn just be the crot quietest.

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