The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

porn I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that memek I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes porn and bokeh declared the bokeh woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, memek according bokep to this crot new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek porn it all makes scientific sense. porn It confirms what bokep most women know and crot all porn men dread – the bokeh louder the cry porn of ecstasy, bokep the greater bokeh the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion crot in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her crot partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely bokeh to gently sigh and bokep memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing porn The Erotic Review magazine, porn female crot contributors bokep regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an bokeh occasional porn basis, crot they’d bokeh explain, bokeh so they memek could bokep make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their bokep energy for bokeh other bokeh tasks memek in hand. This was the conclusion of another study memek by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, porn crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage crot their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms the bokeh louder bokep the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm porn is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound bokep familiar, memek ladies?

The only porn other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman porn from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you porn should be doing. porn

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain porn kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest memek primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that bokep they were fertile and bokeh bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re porn not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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