I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so memek loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled bokep her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.
Now, memek according bokeh to this new study from the memek ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokep women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other bokep words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is bokep genuinely bokep aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
crot A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the crot orgasm is being faked memek (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokep that her sexual bokeh yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if bokep you’re not, memek then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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